[ic] Interrogation time

[lunadickery]

[In an empty room in one of Camp's many buildings, Yuri Petrov sits at an empty table, a cup of tea and a folder in front of him. There are numerous chairs at the opposite side of the table, positioned so that the ones seated will all be facing him. The chairs all look extremely uncomfortable.]

Thank you for coming here today. As I'm certain you are aware of by now, there are some important matters that I need to speak with you about.

Comments

[verypointed]

Let's just say hypothetically that he is correct, and you are Lunatic.

Would you agree then that his 'hunting' you would be due to an interest to fight someone of his equal?

[lunadickery]

Assuming that were true, it most likely is. I have spoken others who have had confrontations with him in the past, and the general belief is that Hisoka only pays attention to those he considers worth his time to fight.

[verypointed]

[nooods]

So what do you think we can do to help you keep away from Hisoka?

[lunadickery]

Without putting your lives at risk? I'm not sure. Even if death is not permanent, I would rather avoid any injury or death on my behalf. Protecting anyone from him seems to be a difficult task.

[verypointed]

Difficult, but not impossible.

[lunadickery]

If you have plans, I will not stop you. But please keep in mind that your well-being is also of importance.

I must say, however, that if you are planning to protect me while still believing that I am Lunatic, then I feel that you have truly encapsulated the meaning of being a Hero. I don't know if there are many who would be willing to do that.

[verypointed]

[How's that for justice, jerk?]

I think keeping an eye on you is the most vital thing we can do at this time.

[lunadickery]

[It's STUPID, that's what it is, loser Hero]

Of course, and for reasons more than just Hisoka. Until we have some sort of proof about Lunatic's identity, I am the greatest suspect.

[verypointed]

[... shut up, I hope Hisoka kills you a couple more times. He merely nods]

[lunadickery]

[What kind of Hero wishes for people to die? I hope all your hair falls out from the ridiculous crap you probably put it through.

He sips his tea.]

[verypointed]

[... wow, jealous much?]

[lunadickery]

[at least I have my memories]

[verypointed]

[fuck you. >(]

[lunadickery]

[not interested. save that for your partner.]