[essay] Fighting capabilities and his NEXT power

YURI PETROV'S MAGICAL BLUE FIRE aka LaLa goes through his fights frame by frame in a futile attempt to figure out what he's capable of

( WHAT IS CONSISTENCY?! )

[essay] What is this Thanatos thing, anyway?

SO WHAT IS UP WITH THIS THANATOS THING, ANYWAY? aka Yuri is an arrogant douchebag.

( Now with extra song lyrics analysis because I was too lazy to finish them separately. )

[essay] Sex and romance

YURI PETROV'S NON-EXISTANT LOVE/SEX LIFE aka reasons why he won't get laid other than because he's a loser that lives in his mom's basement

( OH GOD I HATED WRITING THIS )

[essay] Behavioral changes

I should have done this earlier, but! With Lunatic's identity out in the open, there are some changes in how Yuri behaves and dresses in Camp.

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Also I wrote a few essays about Yuri and backdated them. If you're interested in reading them, please note that I am wordy and lazy, which is a terrible combination. It's like if someone tell you they're going to bake a whole batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies just for you, but then halfway through they throw the batter away and hand you a bag of chocolate chips and tell you to eat that instead because baking cookies was more effort than they had initially anticipated.